beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009

Beat and eat

A phrase used to describe taking a break that involves eating food and masterbating.

After I played call of duty for 5 hours straight i thought it would be a good time to beat and eat.

by beatTHEmeat>cod July 20, 2010

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

beat anonymous

(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.

David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?

Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.

by briizii July 9, 2011