east asian baiting

East Asian Baiting is another term for asianfishing. When a ea baiter pretends to be asian, and is very obsessed with asian culture.

1st person: I am so obsessed with asian culture, they are so kawaii (japanese for cute). I want to look like them, be them!
2st person: So you are an asianfisher/east asian baiter! That is east asian baiting.

by leehwayoung May 15, 2023

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

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Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

troll baiting

Troll baiting is the act of giving yourself or your argument credibility by intentionally martyring yourself by picking fights with extremist nut jobs who oppose you or your argument. The last thing a troll baiter wants is to come up against someone who is calm, intelligent, passionate and highly informed on the subject who can easily blow holes in their argument without getting vulgar or making personal attacks.

The minister was just troll baiting when he protested the sinfulness of dancing at a nightclub in a bad neighbor hood instead of the university dance department down the road because he could get more supporters by being a victim than by being wrong.

by Professor Lunacy July 6, 2014

baking ass

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana.

I am totally baking ass right now.
Wanna bake some ass after work today?

by zlistiognuxqj October 24, 2006

Baltinglass

A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"

The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"

A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"

The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"

-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?

-Ok!

-How do i get to Blessington?

-...

-what?

-fuck off.

"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!

by Danielicious207 April 20, 2008