Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022

Bald

A pure 14 year old person who shaved his head because his best friend Always donates to him on stream

Bald person :Hi
Not a bald person: Hello. Join my call, I’m making a video.
A kid: bruh why’d kill my blue sheep?!?!?

by The tue meaning September 24, 2021

Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020

i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023