When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.
Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?
Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.
Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!
Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.
Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!
by AJKazooie August 25, 2019
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"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"
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Get the shmee burgler mug.The "burnt-out" feeling that ensues after coming down from a marijuana high; a haze that engulfs one's capacity to do thinking that involves the cerebral cortex.
"Damn, that was some good bud"!
"Im fucked up.."
(~3 hours later)
"..Im burgensnaggen".
"Lets light up again".
"Ok".
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(~3 hours later)
"..Im burgensnaggen".
"Lets light up again".
"Ok".
by Mein Ryan July 19, 2009
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by BlackFractal February 5, 2010
Get the Bunglefuck mug.A person to have a unnatural craving for burgers. People who commonly have this are american, german or polish. Or have the following names Eric, Dennis, Louis, Steven and Jeremy
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