Bloody Queef Mist

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.

Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.

by Beau Harris February 15, 2007

Bloody Octopus

The result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a glass surface, such as a window or sliding glass door, of which the victim is on the opposite side. When pressed against the glass, the genitals are said to resemble an octopus in an aquarium. The violent nature of the rubbing motion is meant to break the skin and render the octopus 'bloody.' Flesh moistened by blood will create a squeaking sound when moved against the glass, generating what is known as the "Cry of the Bloody Octopus."

Jeremy was being a jerk, so I gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch.

by forty twenty-two November 29, 2010

a warm body

a somewhat random person you use to "keep you warm" even though you are really interested in someone else. While touching or kissing the "warm body" you think of the person you actually want.

Steve used Stacey as a warm body last night because Lilly was ignoring him.

Stacey was mad when she found out she was Steve's warm body because she thought she deserved more respect.

by Feather333 November 3, 2013

Body Deep

V. When one enters one's other body through the anal cavity.

Man, C-Pie you love going body deep everyday with men. You must be gay.

by Tits Junson! May 21, 2006

million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

Bloody hell

"Bloody Hell" is an exclusively British phrase. It's a general exclamation, which can be used in many situations. You can use it to express shock, joy, shame, sadness... whatever.
But say it with a Scottish or English accent. It sounds weird when Americans say it

"Bloody Hell, it's freezing outside".
"Bloody Hell, that's amazing".
"Bloody Hell, I feel like crap."
"Bloody Hell, get off me!"

by Scots-girl-oh-aye June 28, 2009

Dad body

Well toned extremities, huge beer gut. Due to excessive drinking and lack of cardio.

Tyler looks like he lifts but his gut is questionable. Tyler forsure has a Dad body

by Tyrobious September 25, 2014