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boner hunter 

One who tries to find your porno stash like your mom dad ect
Last night my mom was all over me she's a total boner hunter
boner hunter by Noob writer February 2, 2014

Boner Bow 

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.
Boner Bow by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

boner stoner 

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
boner stoner by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

Boner Explosion 

When you get a very sudden boner
When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.
"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"
Boner belt by Purvanator November 2, 2014

Boner muncher 

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof
1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.
Boner muncher by broosk February 8, 2015