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Blind Double Loner

Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.
Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.
by Fitzman June 8, 2009
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Blind Sausage whiff

Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”
by 010Rusty July 15, 2022
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driving while blind

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.
Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!
by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021
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turn a blind eye

01: Intentionally overlook or ignore something.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.
People that turn a blind eye, most of the time are no good.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2005
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Blind China Man

When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.
Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.
by Rk1997 November 20, 2017
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Blind sausage whiff

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff
by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022
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Male Refrigerator Blindness

The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.
Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.
by Annobal August 10, 2010
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