When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.
Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
by standup69 May 09, 2013
Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.
Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.
by Fitzman June 08, 2009
by 010Rusty July 15, 2022
Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!
by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021
01: Intentionally overlook or ignore something.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 20, 2005
by Rk1997 November 20, 2017
A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022