Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Bike line

The line of water/mud you get on your back when you ride your bike over a puddle.

Ed: Hey guys what's up
Bob: Wow Ed, you got a mad bike line on your back
Ed: Fuck, I just got this shirt

by AvengingDeath December 19, 2013

bike through

To overcome obstacles or setbacks with sheer strength and force of willpower. To keep moving forward without letting the bullshit slow you down.

When life hits you with that bullshit, all you can do is bike through it, baby!

by A Cagey Old Man With a Shotgun July 30, 2019

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023

Dirt bike

Something red necks like to ride.

(Braaap)

I wheelied my dirt bike

by PabloEscobar6942069 March 24, 2020

me on a bike

literally just my whole life on a bike.

literally that's me on a bike

by kidonabike December 5, 2016

Bike

it is most commonly jessica carr, the girl who has been rode by the hole town

Jessica carr is a bike

by yubo group August 16, 2020