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Benjamin

The absolute cornerstone upon which chivalry stands, Benjamin is a kindhearted, loving, and intrepid soul. Though strong, intelligent, and wise, Benjamin sometimes harbors secrets deep within, only to be entrusted by a small number of his closest companions. He can tend to be quiet and reserved in most situations; however, Benjamin's true colors are revealed when he feels comfortable around and pleased with his company. He easily captivates every girl that befriends him; only one has ever truly captured Benjamin's heart. A stunning smile and a shining soul, Benjamin is the ideal icon of a true gentleman in today's society.
At first glance, Benjamin seemed to be just another voiceless existence of the world, though this was proved compltely false by his bold and valiant actions.
by Doctor Egghead August 13, 2022
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Benjamin Bogusat

Someone who spawned from Kitchener. He/She makes hilarious jokes and fucks bare bitches. They call him/her the Grand River panty wetter because of all the panties this individual this person indirectly soaks. He/She is a nice individual who can cook a mean mac and cheese. If you are a male, make sure to #HideYourTing
My girlfriends panties are being soaked as a result of that darn Benjamin Bogusat
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Benjamin

Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.
Someone: Benjamin go away no one fucking likes you sped ass
Benjamin: I don’t care
by Dumb ben April 29, 2022
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Benjamin

A fat but short guy usually at the age of 13 that is a cock sucker who likes men, snorts crack, does not like to follow orders, stays up late, and does not go outside
Dad- Benjamin can you go take out the trash you have been in this house 24 hours of the day and your room is starting to smell like shit.
Benjamin- NO DAD TAKE IT OUT YOUSELF YOU BITCH IM TRYING TO WIN.
by jayz8z8 June 20, 2022
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Benjamin Pranklin

A Benjamin Franklin which enjoys pulling practical jokes on others.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Pranklin? That boy sure does play tricks and/or practical jokes upon others."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
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Benjamin Carter

A:"I forgot to "call" Benjamin Carter today"
B:"we can go "talk" to him at lunch"
by Beepigcowmooo May 17, 2021
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