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Gurt Alert

An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around
Damn nigga, GURT ALERT, thats one ugly bitch!!!
by Bungle Queefer January 3, 2010
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the average 14-13 year old girl on discord

This type of girl uses "u","ur" and "r" for "are" also tries to be quirky by typing lIkE tHiS.
Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.
"Seriously, that girl is the average 14-13 year old girl on discord , She's just so.. creepy when she wants a boyfriend on discord."
by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS December 7, 2021
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224 Creeper-Code Alert

When you're out partying with your girls and there's a guy making strange eye contact from across the room, or licks his lips as he approaches you, you yell out "224" to your friends who will come to your side to pretend to talk to you about something important, whisk you away to the bathroom and if necessary, make a human wall so that you can avoid any contact with said approaching creeper. This is also sometimes implemented when a person is talking to you and you didn't think they were initially a creeper but the conversations is quickly devolving into something actually quite creepy.
"Remember when I had to call a 224 Creeper-Code Alert on that guy at the bar last weekend? He seemed okay at first, but then after like 5 minutes, he started talking about us traveling to Barcelona and how I would have his kids one day. "
by TifHub06 February 5, 2017
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egg alert

When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010
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Average Joe

Apparently, the phrase "Average Joe" only works for any white male living in a two story house with a white fence around it. Sorry, darkies.
"Look, there's an Average Joe!"
by The above statement is true. October 4, 2007
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averagemcyt

The creator of the averagemcyt twitter account, L'stanberg and avecord! A very nice fellow who is also based

and british.
guy 1: bro did you see that new averagemcyt post!!
guy 2: yeah it was so awesome it made me wanna kill myself!
guy 1: ...
guy 3: ok
by Landoritoo November 28, 2021
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theo alert

Funny picture, comic or movie containing some nudity
by Xander Pikaar February 2, 2004
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