Apple Pasta

Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.

girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE

by tumbler362 June 3, 2019

Gungan Apple

Common sex act of the gungans, banned on twelve planets.

Me'sa gonna get my gungan apple on yo.

by SirShrew September 1, 2017

apple pray

When you power off your apple phone to get a better signal and you pray that it will reboot and come back on. That seemingly eternal moment between the black screen and the apple logo appearing.

I use apple pray when I shut down and re power my iphone, hoping that it comes back on.

by palmie g August 9, 2022

Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.

"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."

by Fight club fam August 7, 2016

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers

son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"

by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013