futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007

semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

by Tyrone June 11, 2003

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009

Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard

Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."

by Flareside92 November 15, 2010

Asshole

That's how we call someone who is mean

S: *being mean*
L: Ur an asshole

by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022

cake asshole

That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.

Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.

by csharpdev July 13, 2012

Psychopathic Asshole

A guy who scopes out lonely, traumatized and vulnerable women and promises to love them forever and moves out of his house and tells said woman that he loves her every day and then after 6 months just changes his mind with no remorse. He is also a lying SOB.

Hey, Lee is such a PSYCHOPATHIC ASSHOLE>

by Picklejuice2013 April 29, 2013