Aaron G.

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.

Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Litvak

A little sexy b3ast who acts like a 12 year old call of duty player with 0.20 kdr.

your such an Aaron Litvak (proceeds to jump off a bridge)

by aa13cool October 22, 2018

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019

Aaron Yan

Another Boss Ass Taiwanese actor he’s good looking but keep in mind lady’s he’s all for the men yes you heard me right he’s a funky little gay but don’t keep that from making you watch his amazing shows!!!

Aaron YAN : *walks down stairs with a lil skip*

Me and Friends: Way to go you funky lil gay guy

by theduckofknowledge June 4, 2019