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Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!
Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.
by my401coupe June 22, 2009
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joey twist

noun-
The result of ski goggles hanging off the back, latched by helmet, becoming entangled in itself; usually sighted on ajoey, but can occur to any skier or border who losses focus on location of goggles.
Haha, nice joey twist fag.

You wanna know how to spot a joey; the classic joey twist.
by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008
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Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach
Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping
by dickfucker666 January 26, 2009
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joey escamilla

a pepperoni faced fat ass who needs to get a life and grow some balls. but yet he should go on a diet
by quinten castro October 18, 2008
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skinny joey

one who drinks 40's in backs of cars and can't find a job. his hobby's include playing yu-gi-oh at the mall with 5 year olds and riverdancing in his underwear while sniffing his own poop.
MAN: "hey, why won't that rock move?" OTHER MAN: "oh don't worry, that's just a skinny joey."
by anti-bobbagadoosh July 11, 2003
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Joey Meyer

Brother of Sammy Meyer. A complete and total boss. In other words, a champion.
kid 1- "Dude that kid is awesome!"
kid 2- "Yeah he must be a Joey Meyer."
by davoi sims October 23, 2011
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joey tan

Shes a bitch and a liar,a fake friend,uses you,betrayer....overall a hoe ass bitch
"Omg i have a fake friend and i just found out"
"That is DEFF a Joey tan"
by Xmmm October 8, 2020
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