Lee Lag

Synonomous for the name Keelah, Lee Lag is quite fond of auto coreccting a young African-American girl's name with this term. Although not defined anywhere else on the world wide web, Lee Sin Lag happens to be the name of a Japanese fighting game character who seems to be quite popular in the gaming world.

According to the theory of deduction. Lee Sin Lag is cool. Lee Lag means Keelah. Thefore, Keelah is cool.

( If A to B, then B to C)
"I asked Siri to email Keelah again and it changed it to Lee Lag once more. Man, that chick must be really cool."
by Just a fun loving intern. June 26, 2013
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big lag

when u find the perfect thing to say but the chance to say it has left
I wasn't paying attention because I was big lagging
by teenbishkokie May 02, 2021
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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fast lag

The onset of exhaustion by having to quickly become accustomed to a new time based routine while fasting during the start of Ramadan.

Brought on mainly by new sleeping routines due to the early breakfast time with a probable combination of no food during the day.
Yahya looks fucking dead today but it's probably just fast lag since he's only in his first week of Ramadan.
by INCOGNETO July 08, 2015
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Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.
Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.
by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014
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lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
by annnnonnnnymous August 29, 2011
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Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.
Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020
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