Mutt lick

Is a dog or when you go down on a chick that's a dog.

Show us ya mutt lick

by Cookstar May 28, 2019

lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays May 19, 2018

licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

lick-a-lopp

The act of licking the dingle-berries off the ass hair of a living creature.

Brian decided to play lick-a-lopp with Brandon. Later Brandon decided to play lick-a-lopp with a buffalo.

by SirFu*kalot December 04, 2007

lemur lick

When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.

Bobby woke up with a crazy lemur lick

by That lemur May 22, 2017

licking the chain

1. v. to be physically or mentally exhausted

2. v. to have a hangover

1. "I shouldn't have pulled that all-nighter. I'm really licking the chain now."

2. "Should have skipped some shots of vodka last night, I was licking the chain for hours when I got up today."

by Überschall July 21, 2009

Lick a wall

An insult for an idiot who everyone would be better off if they caught Covid-19.

Piss off and go lick a wall. I wish she would just go find a wall to lick. You can go and lick a wall.

by Lickyloulou January 26, 2022