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Donkey doo

A this ass girl
She do have a donkey doo tho
by Look at your nose ting October 19, 2020
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.
by CapnCole May 13, 2019
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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Scuba Donkey

From the iCarly episode “iParty with Victorious

An iconic Penny Tees design
I love your Scuba Donkey shirt!
Thanks I’m a huge iCarly fan
by Poopooinsidemypants December 12, 2022
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Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 4, 2022
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donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums
dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo
by brak o bick May 25, 2011
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