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brian marsh

Complete dickwad. He'll say he loves you then admit he just throws those words around. He will make you fall in love with him, break up with you, and then try to get back together once youve moved on. Mostly goes for younger girls, thinks theyre easier to minipulate. He May be charming and sweet and friendly at first, but when you cant give him what he wants, he'll cut you off.
"Brian Marsh is such a fuxkboy, he'll break your heart"
by sksnsjekdndksdjsj December 20, 2017
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brian langston

fat fucker that jerks it 8 times a day and isn't funny
by fff12 May 12, 2020
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Brian And Jen

Two people who should be together. Forever.

Back in the early 10th century, all Brians who were born were immediately paired with Jens. All Jens were locked away in tall towers and told that if they built cool enough machinery they could get out to their Brians, and they had to have great adventures to get out. Some of them blew up the towers, some of them punched the guards to get out--

The Brians didn't always believe in the Jens, and grew up telling stories about towers guarded by dragons with damsels in them. This grew from one Jen who built a dragon to help her out of the tower.

But sometimes Brians would find their Jens. One Brian knit a long rope all the way to the top to get his Jen out. In another case, the Dragon Jen found her Brian and flew away with him into the moon where they built those huge craters you see up there now.

Modern Jens and Brians don't have the benefit of medieval matchmaking. They have to find each other on their own.

Good luck, Brian and Jen.
Brian And Jen are so perfect for each other, but they have a lot of obstacles to plow through before they can get married.
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Brian Hu

Brian Hu is a bad man. We have seen Brian Hu steal the money from banks, and he robs helpless pedestrians on the street. Federal court could not take him to jail because he was too huge.
Brian Hu robbed a bank again!
by Troll6969420 November 6, 2019
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rich brian

The act of changing your "alright name" with something that actually makes people sick.
"Did you hear Eminem changed his name to Skittles?"
"What? No way, thats a total rich brian"
by RichChig January 15, 2018
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the dirty brian

A combination of "the Dirty Sanchez", a "Hot Lunch" and sometimes a "Snowball".
I can't wait for my gay boyfriend to give me "the Brian"....
by Brian's Daddy February 15, 2004
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Brian McCann

Its when you jerk off while a holding a picture of your mother in your right hand.
"I just my Danny doing a Brian McCann in the bathroom. It was fucking disgusting"
by jizzeater1969 October 26, 2011
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