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rag boat

In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.
Player 1: "If only I'd played that three-eight, I would've ended up with a full boat and won."

Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."
by Evac156 February 24, 2005
mugGet the rag boatmug.

Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.
by the limey December 24, 2008
mugGet the Crust boatmug.

Pizza Boat

You got it all wrong guys. Most amazing invention ever.
Bob: Hey lets get a pizza boat
Jimmy: :)))))))))))))))))
mugGet the Pizza Boatmug.

booty boating

Jack comes up behind Sarah booty boating her bum.
by Sarah Jaidov November 17, 2013
mugGet the booty boatingmug.

Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.
Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!
by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010
mugGet the Purple Boatingmug.

gravy in the boat

a different spin on the term "all good". Everything is peachy, and fine.
Hey, you totally pulled a Weatherington but it's all gravy in the boat.
by tdubs35 May 6, 2011
mugGet the gravy in the boatmug.

row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat
I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.
by Fhatman May 13, 2014
mugGet the row boatmug.

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