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Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021
mugGet the Mondaysmug.

Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
by kubik2233 March 23, 2017
mugGet the Blue Mondaymug.

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.
Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?
by Red Drank January 4, 2008
mugGet the Dub-a-lub Mondaymug.

poopy on monday

i have poopy on monday
by sirquakumsjr June 6, 2022
mugGet the poopy on mondaymug.

Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?
Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday
by Monday lord February 5, 2025
mugGet the Mondays am I right?mug.

pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋
bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday
by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020
mugGet the pegging mondaymug.

Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
by G20ification September 5, 2011
mugGet the Mondays in Alchemymug.

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