Kittens

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Roblox e-kittens

Roblox e-kittens are discord e-kittens that beg for like 100k Robux and nitro every day from their e-daddy
then starts to say " uwu " or " thanks daddy " 💀

edaddy : whos my good wittle kitten
ekitten : i am *sharts*

roblox e-kittens are complete virgins

by unicornlover539 November 27, 2022

Kittenface

Aka. Billy Shallow, A cute little male kittycat who spends the majority of his time sleeping. It's easy to love him and he'll happily purr away!

Have you only just woken up kittenface?

by Luluxxxxx May 8, 2011

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

have kittens

freak right the fuck out

Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?!
Me: It's just a 'B-', don't have kittens.

by MaxWilder May 28, 2006

Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

by It'sFrickingMe June 27, 2010

Kittening

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

by Rasicule January 17, 2018