by Kay Nava November 01, 2015
The act of getting completely and incoherently drunk beyond all recognition. When one drinks to this stage, one cannot complete simple motor functions equivalant to those of a young child. It is most likely that said person will empty all contents of the stomach and/or body before regaining consciousness. For use mainly with females.
by Colin Butterfield January 20, 2008
Main Entry: krunk jug-a-late-or
Variant(s): krunk jug-a-late-ah
Function: Noun
1a: one who performs tricks or acts of sex or lust b: one skilled in keeping alcoholic objects in motion from hand to mouth nonstop until passing out.
2: one who manipulates especially in order to knock motherfuckers out and kick their face in with no sympothy.
Variant(s): krunk jug-a-late-ah
Function: Noun
1a: one who performs tricks or acts of sex or lust b: one skilled in keeping alcoholic objects in motion from hand to mouth nonstop until passing out.
2: one who manipulates especially in order to knock motherfuckers out and kick their face in with no sympothy.
by Jamie Skeen November 20, 2006
This is a box similar to the all famous "CRUNCH-N-MUCH", yet, CRUNK-N-MUNCH has yet to be invented. CRUNK-N-MUNCH, when brought into this world, will be a box of insanely crunkatized bits of joy that will enable you to reach a euphoric gangstertastically superb well being feeling when munching on. YES!!!! CRUNK-N-MUNCH...be crunkatized!!!!!!!
by James McLendon August 13, 2006
When you don't brush often enough so your dentist estimate is over $3000 and you ain't got insurance because you didn't think the $50/month was worth it.
by PP Prancer May 29, 2005
by eric"staples sux" meh July 02, 2004
The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013