jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

2 Minutes Off

Basically 2 minutes off sex.

girl - hahahaha babe u look funny
guy- dats it, 2 minutes off.

by JUSKALO September 26, 2008

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

Loves to piss people off

Loves to piss people off

Loves to piss people off

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)

You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.

by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022

high off the moment

when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.

"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"

by HighOffYourMom September 30, 2021

suck him off

When your a guy obsessed with another guy.

Leo: That guy swole like Hulk Hogan!!!
Me: Suck him off already!!!

by NemesisVik December 15, 2021