No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done

Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”

by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021

One on the Stick

Train driver talk. The stick refers to the signal whilst the “one” means This signal is orange and the next one will be red.

Offsider: one on the stick there, driver!
Driver: I’ve been driving for 35 years, I don’t need some boy driver telling me “one on the stick”.
Also Driver: Back in the day, we used to just reverse back behind the signals if we went past the red.

by Buff man Mossy May 17, 2023

One

Bruh, It is literally the number 1, why did you search it up?!

I do not know why you searched up THE FREAKING NUMBER ONE!!!

by T1T4N_K1NG June 26, 2022

One man cut

When your cutting up in traffic and the lead car makes a cut that no one else can follow

The gap closed, that’s a one man cut

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

'The big one'

Filling a balloon with semen and using it to bludgeon a family member or friend.

Mum, Harry is using 'the big one' on me!

by Nut in it November 21, 2021

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

by Adlane33 March 13, 2021

Heddi One

Heddi One is a well known kurdish guy on social media. What ever energy you give him, he may give you the same energy back. If you ever see the angry or disappointed side of him, then you’ve really screwed up. His personality and his presence is so pure and so clean that when ever he’s gone for a while, people start to wonder why he’s gone. He truly love his family and those near him in his own circle of friends.

I love Heddi One
Heddi One is such a nice guy
You should meet Heddi One, one day

by X.Xxx April 7, 2023