bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016

cold butt

joelle :3

H teases joelle by calling her cold butt :D

by itchie_ September 16, 2020

butt fuck

when your so angry you say butt fuck

Goddammit butt fuck

by rinapop March 16, 2022

butt haerting

really ugly..also see trifiling

dude do you see that girl over there? she is sooo butt haerting

by daheezy January 21, 2009

tubnodial butt snoid

An Idiot driver or drivers on way home

He cut me off in the fast lane. He is a real tubnodial butt snoid.

by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016

beauta-butt

Guy definition: a very hot and sexy woman with a fine ass.

Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.

Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.

You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.

You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.

You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)

Friend; she is repulsive.

You; yeah she is, DAMN

Friend; she is so fat.

You; look at the size of that ass on her.

While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.

Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.

by coryjay February 5, 2010