dick-mare

The state of being in a situation in which someone is being a dick and you can;t see any immediate way out of it. Akin to being in a Nightmare.

I was sitting across the table and listening to my brother being a total dick to the waitress. It was a total dick-mare!

by Roger Baxter September 14, 2013

Sandy Dick

The action of inserting a wrapped sand-paper dildo into the anus or urethra of a gay lover.

Insert that sandy dick in me! I want to shit blood!

by MechPencil October 15, 2013

dicks house

1. a place which no man should enter it is featured in raywilliamsjohnsons video. if you go there you are probably going to be molested

but i wanted to go to dicks house

by iamagayhomosexual March 19, 2011

Dick Chirp

1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.

1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.

by Zoomzoompow October 24, 2011

Dick Rage

that feeling immediately after you get hit in the nuts.

After Thomas was struck by Andy in the nuts, he got the dick rage and morphed into a viking warrior and beat Andy without mercy.

by Poopdickmcgee October 16, 2011

dimple dick

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.

Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

by blonde ass jell-o fish October 29, 2011

necessity dick

when a "lesbian" has been without sex for a elongated period of time and decides to get some dick out of necessity.

Maddy hasn't been fucked in a month so she's getting some "necessity dick" tonight.

by gayandsad November 1, 2018