I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food

Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag

by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021

t-bagged

To have one's dead body spam crouched by another player in any video game, especially online FPS games. Most commonly seen as an act to establish dominance, but mostly people just do it for fun.

Player 1: Camping at their base
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg

by Obv troll is obvious January 2, 2021

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

scizzle bag

Its another term for scum bag but a gentler way of saying scum bag. Also meaning peice of shit or fucking asshole.

Yo bro, youre a fucking scizzle bag!
Shes just a scizzle bag, just dirt on the road everyones gotten to feel her.

by dpiren April 23, 2014

bag and drag

A common hospital phrase that involves transporting an intubated patient from one area to another.

Sorry Bob, that fleet enema in slot 18 will have to wait. Jerry and I are going on a bag and drag up to the ICU with that fat fuck in the observation unit.

by DickChainy November 7, 2020

Hot bag of donuts

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.

I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.

by Bluncle Cliff August 1, 2013