The worst person you could even meet seems nice at first and but then treats you like shit and is the type of person to go out with your best freind.
Jack- ill treat u better than any guy. ill show u the love and affection u need
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
by qwertcvbn March 6, 2019
Get the Jack mug.1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
Get the Jack Daniels mug.A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
Get the Jack weasel mug.When she was pulling me off the speed of her action and viscosity of her lube created a sound similar to a (whistle) hence Whispering Jack
by Jimmy whoops March 9, 2018
Get the whispering jack mug.Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
by jackthewizard December 26, 2021
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Get the jack one in mug.The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
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