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Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
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Adam Dorchester

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard
by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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Gregging my Doucette

A slang term for ‘jerking my c0ck’.
I got caught Gregging my Doucette in the locker room, than coach made me buy his cookbook.
by bigalo22 March 1, 2025
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Gregging my Doucette

"Gregging my Doucette" is a phrase that refers to the bodybuilder and decorated athlete Greg Doucette.

It suggests that you are masturbating.
“Coach caught me Gregging my Doucette and then forced me to buy his cookbook!”
by bigalo22 March 3, 2025
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