what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.

"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here

by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021

purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.

1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

1-2 pussy punch

The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.

Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 2, 2017

National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020

taco bell shit pussy

my girlfriend had this before and she shat all over my face

i shitted me self also

joe: my girlfriend fucking taco bell shit pussy all over my dick and now its brown forever.
bob: i hate niggers!

by beanerhub July 13, 2023

Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

That man is giving Captain Hook pussy fart

by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

Rat Pussies Holding Hands

When playing Call of Duty - Warzone, a team based FPS, it's obvious that to achieve the best results you must stay with your team. Often times, there is usually one individual on the team, a wildcard, that decides they don't want to stay with the team and goes off by themselves. Once they enter a 1v4 situation and die, they often experience extreme rage. In response to this emotional rage, you may hear a response such as "fucking rat pussies". This anger is elevated when the enemy squad of 4 is together, like the game was intended to be played. With the anger rapidly increasing inside of this persons mind, body, and spirit, a second and highest level of rage may occur in which the verbal response may sound something like, fucking rat pussies holding hands". After the initial onset of rage, this is generally followed by the person "rage quitting" or screaming to his squad, "back out". Often times this is followed up with "this game sucks" or "I'm so done with this game". The reality is they never are truly done with this game and we will generally see them the following day. They come back for more pain, they feed on the emotional rage.

Oh my god, these fucking rat pussies. Look at them, they are holding hands. Fucking rat pussies holding hands. I'm so done with this piece of shit game, I'm so done, fuck this, back out boys, back out.

by 1v1meupussay September 1, 2022