The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
by Bananason July 15, 2022

Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.
Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.
They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.
Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.
They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.
Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023

The worst person you could even meet seems nice at first and but then treats you like shit and is the type of person to go out with your best freind.
Jack- ill treat u better than any guy. ill show u the love and affection u need
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
by qwertcvbn March 6, 2019

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.
Also related: jack-assholery.
Also related: jack-assholery.
by holacrr July 18, 2013

by bigboijimbo August 11, 2022
