Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

Pulling a Ricardo

Picking up the kettle after it has boiled without an oven mitt, thus burning ones hand.

He is pulling a Ricardo.

She just pulled a Ricardo.

by GetFunky! February 23, 2010

Pulling A Booger

My signature move, it is when one puts there hand around a girl, over the shoulders. Whilst in this position you slowly ease your hand underneath said females bra, Kobe!

I had my arm around my girlfriend last night, so I decided I should be Pulling A Booger. She was amused, but her parents didn't enjoy such conduct at the dinner table.

by Boogerhaze March 5, 2010

To pull a Becker

to spill water frequently, most likely on a table.

To pull a Becker:

Dude, why the hell do you keep spilling water?

I don't know, maybe my last name changed to Becker.

by AwsomeAndy March 11, 2010

pull piff

To smoke dank bud

bro, i was so gone last night. all i do is pull piff

by chrisaiin March 14, 2010

Pulling a President

1. To have sexual relations with a girl barely over the legal age of consent (usually 16), to which your friends will never let you live down

"Hey you see that girl over there with the braces? i might try and get with her tonight"
"Dude you dont want to be pulling a president man"

by Icky-Icky-Icky March 21, 2010

pulled a stupak

a person who sells out his friends

Billy said he'd pick us up at the airport, turns out he pulled a stupak.

by sonofjohnburns March 21, 2010