Cunt Punch

(adverb)
when a woman is turned on and her pussy is so thoroughly soaked that she feels she could put it on tap and have someone drink her like hawaiian punch.

examples:
Some bitch was talking shit in math so I leaned over and told her to "shut up and drink my cunt punch"

Bf: damn babe, you're hella wet
Gf: then shut up and drink my cunt punch
*NSFW activities ensue*

by thefuhqbiatch February 28, 2021

Cunt

a stupid person. someone who
Cant
Understand

Normal
Thinking

you’re a cunt

by Gomg February 28, 2021

Cunt Bunt

Similar to a bunt in baseball
When a male ejaculates on his hand and slaps someone with his penis.

Male -I'm gonna cum
Female-Cunt bunt on me
Male-okay *continues to cum on his penis and slaps her on the face*

by Bigdaddyboy March 2, 2021

cunt bigalow

A cunt bigalow is when you go to take a shit and cum all over the toilet seat instead

Derek: Ah fuck, that was so hot I cunt bigalowed all over my grandmas bathroom

by Bubsy4d March 2, 2021

Cunt

Someone who won't even open your message yet will always be posting

1: how rude, I send them an inbox and they can't even open it, yet they're updating their stories on an hourly basis.
2: damn, what a cunt bro

by JimKetch March 12, 2021

cunt

<3

cunt, someone having seggs with a bag of beans

her: ha you eat beans with a k-nife
him: no you have seggs with beans

by XxErectum-EaterxX March 13, 2021

Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes

That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left

by brytor March 16, 2021