A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.
A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
Scene:
Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.
11:30 PM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."
12:30 AM
Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."
1:30 AM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."
7:00 AM
Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.
11:30 PM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."
12:30 AM
Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."
1:30 AM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."
7:00 AM
Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
by Utica May 30, 2010
Get the One More Turn Syndrome mug.Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023
Get the Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome mug.When one over uses funny jokes to such an extent that the jokes themselves become unfunny. As seen in the "comedian" Frankie Boyle.
by Dill Wum July 19, 2009
Get the Frankie Boyle Syndrome mug.deep vein thrombosis (from the fact that it was first noticed in passangers travelling long distance in economy class sections where legroom was scarce)
by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2011
Get the economy class syndrome mug.an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.
by mike blown January 20, 2008
Get the mike blown syndrome mug.In short, it is the Craving or desire for the Unknown. Most widely believed to be innuendo for affection on a physical level, it can be also used to describe anything of a mysterious, unknown nature, that is craved...
A Breif History on the Origins:
A Message was sent Via SMS, stating that there was 5 points needed to get accross to the reciepient:
* The Recipient was loved
* The Recipient was missed
* The Recipient was wanted
* The Recipient was needed
* The *fifth point* would be expressed and/or demonstrated in person.
From that point in time on, the words 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' refered to the craving to have that fifth thing demonstrated. Thus, the 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' was born.
Its Basic Uses Summarised:
1) Sexual Innuendo
2) Mysterious Anticipation
3) Santie Claus
A Breif History on the Origins:
A Message was sent Via SMS, stating that there was 5 points needed to get accross to the reciepient:
* The Recipient was loved
* The Recipient was missed
* The Recipient was wanted
* The Recipient was needed
* The *fifth point* would be expressed and/or demonstrated in person.
From that point in time on, the words 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' refered to the craving to have that fifth thing demonstrated. Thus, the 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' was born.
Its Basic Uses Summarised:
1) Sexual Innuendo
2) Mysterious Anticipation
3) Santie Claus
Use 1:
Boyfriend: Damn, you're looking fine tonight!
Girlfriend: I think you've got fifth thing Syndrome... I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Use 2:
Father: I think I got you a supprise
Son: Yes...? I want to see it, now!
Father: I think you have 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' No, I plan on saying these three words in conjunction to your want for a supprise to sound impressive
Use 3:
Louis Armstrong: 'Zat you, Santie Claus?
Santa: I have a present, but I'm going to hide it until the morning, so you build up anticpation, thus creating in yourself a Fifth Thing Syndrome
Boyfriend: Damn, you're looking fine tonight!
Girlfriend: I think you've got fifth thing Syndrome... I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Use 2:
Father: I think I got you a supprise
Son: Yes...? I want to see it, now!
Father: I think you have 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' No, I plan on saying these three words in conjunction to your want for a supprise to sound impressive
Use 3:
Louis Armstrong: 'Zat you, Santie Claus?
Santa: I have a present, but I'm going to hide it until the morning, so you build up anticpation, thus creating in yourself a Fifth Thing Syndrome
by Big jasE February 11, 2005
Get the fifth thing syndrome mug.BSS is what a SELECT FEW of dark skinned, African American women who have a lot of unnecessary bitterness towards the light skinned ones.
These dark skinned girls with Brown Skin Syndrome are usually bald headed and insecure, and hate on light skinned girls for no reason.
This is not to say that light skin girls don't do this to the dark skinned girls either; I've seen a lot of stuck up light skinned girls, but in both the dark/light, the hella stank ones are pretty rare.
These dark skinned girls with Brown Skin Syndrome are usually bald headed and insecure, and hate on light skinned girls for no reason.
This is not to say that light skin girls don't do this to the dark skinned girls either; I've seen a lot of stuck up light skinned girls, but in both the dark/light, the hella stank ones are pretty rare.
by Mulatto chick July 14, 2009
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