are you shitriousting me?

combination of "are you serious?" and "are you shitting me?"

status:away- A) is watching lost
B) fine... ill wait then....

*an hour later*
status:away- A) is watching private practice
B) ARE YOU SHITRIOUSTING ME?

by texter21 April 26, 2009

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Get Me Ins

Term used by street ticket scalpers (ticket resellers) to describe awful tickets that simply get you into a game or concert, but are located in the back or top of a section.

Yo Jerry, you got any lowers?", "Nah man, just some Get Me Ins

by ollie boombayay April 10, 2011

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A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

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Dick me down dan

Term used only in the Bay Area. Commonly used as an insult to someone or joking comment.

Example: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?"

"Why? You tryna dick me down Dan?"

by Justin THE YAY September 11, 2016

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suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs

annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah

by emma wyles June 13, 2019

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suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!

aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens

by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008

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