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Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025
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One Hundred And Fuck You

When the outside air temperature or heat index (air temp + humidity) gets above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), you are in "One Hundred And Fuck You" territory. This is Mother Nature's way of telling you that your ancestors were idiots for settling in an area that gets this hot. If you like this weather, you're a lizard person.
Bob: What's the temp outside today?
Ralph: It's One Hundred And Fuck You.
Bob: Oh, geez, better stay indoors today, then.
by Mega135816 July 21, 2025
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The Dean One 2

A man whose manhood needs no proving.
Similar to The Dean One only supersized, The Dean One 2. A mythical net man with the ability to talk many women into marriage, giving up everything and moving across the country just by talking to them on the phone.
by maxwhitingfield March 9, 2009
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one two ten

How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.
by John D. Molds September 28, 2023
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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.
by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018
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