Which one it’s gone be

A slogan used to describe someone who says one thing then says something else to contradict the last thing they said.

Keisha said she went to the store and went straight home and that’s all she did all, then she said she got called into work early and couldn’t go to the store. So her friend asked well which one it’s gone be.

by ShawtyDT November 5, 2022

One direction

one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.

they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.

non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.

by 94SWINDOWSILL January 19, 2021

8 in one

the act of cumming, shitting, pissing, throwing up, ejecting puss, cleaning out earwax, crying and bleeding all at once. releasing every bodily fluid possible

it felt so good to have that “8 in one” last night

by dick fondler April 4, 2024

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

A one way

Masturbating. Like a three way but alone.

Going to hit a one way tonight.

Rey hits a one way often.

I hear he's an expert at a one way

by SafetyRey December 4, 2020

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

by smartperson May 28, 2021