Shrek's ogre cock

The cock that belongs to the ogre shrek. Also know as the shrock

Holy shit imagine being slapped in the face by shrek's ogre cock

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Cock-Nose-Dolphin

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.

"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010

cock-ass bitch

a person who is so uptight that even the most innocent things done to them seem wrong

Zack saw the band Poison the Well in concert, and the security guards there were so restrictive, their lead singer called them cock-ass bitches, and so the whole band was thrown out of the venue, he later mentioned on a message board.

by Karen Stickney July 20, 2008

Throw-Away Cock

A condom

"That girl is dirty bro, u better be packin' that throw-away cock"

by CaliMaggs January 24, 2009

abominable snowman cock

When a girl surprises you during anal by shitting all over your cock and pouring liquid nitrogen onto it.

"Yeah, Sarah gave me an abominable snowman cock last night. I had to cut the ice off with a knife."

by Filthymilfy March 25, 2016

cock and ball torture

the reason im never getting into bdsm

cock and ball torture is when someone abuses your genitalia

by the meme factory July 29, 2019

suck me cock

suck my cock in indonesian accent

hey boii hows it goin

somebody suck me cock today my boii

by itsjapoii December 22, 2017