Dig Shit

People with speech impediments trying to say dibshit

My brother is a big dig shit

by Torqi April 16, 2021

Shit in the urinal

Shitting in the urinal

Bro did u just shit in the urinal??

by BlazinChewbacca476 April 23, 2021

shit runts

basically tripping

Boy: you going to mayah party
Boy#2: shit runts

by local philly dictionary hoe April 28, 2021

Shit Basted

To be basted in shit, typically that of their own creation, as a method of humiliation.

Guys, come watch Adil getting shit basted over here.

by Tim Allen 2.0 April 29, 2021

fart shit

a person named fart shit
when you fart and shit at the same time

fart shit shut the fuck up

by dohgee April 30, 2021

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

by Luggage74 July 8, 2022

On Homie Shit

The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.

1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”

“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”

“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”

by Homie king July 11, 2022