'The big one'

Filling a balloon with semen and using it to bludgeon a family member or friend.

Mum, Harry is using 'the big one' on me!

by Nut in it November 22, 2021

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Send one

Smoking a joint

Come on guys, let's go send one !

by Wickedness July 8, 2022

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One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.

Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.

by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

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One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018

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