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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
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Going Back to Paris

Having to start over from the beginning, especially after making a lot of progress.

The popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber Atrioc said this phrase many times in his video titled "He Took My World Record. I Need It Back.", where his goal was to speedrun all of the main missions in Hitman: World of Assassination in a row on the hardest difficulty, and if he messed up, he had to start over from Paris, which is the first location in the game.
*Accidentally knocks down a house of cards that's taken hours to build*

"Guess we're going back to Paris..."
by EpicGaming11195 September 22, 2024
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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach
by dog fans July 22, 2022
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Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?
Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Go Brokeback

It’s when a seemingly butch dude comes out as Gay and NO ONE knew it at al! It is a callback to the movieBrokeback Mountain,” where two Cowboys have a Gay encounter with each other.
Dude, you’re coming out? Did you just go Brokeback on us?
by The One Who Remains August 23, 2022
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Going buck wild, vigorously

Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.
by Speckt March 3, 2022
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What The Go

Acronym; WTG. It used to asking the people who not in well condition or the person who getting trouble.
Charlie: What The Go !? Bro, Are you okay right now?
Jonnie: My girlfriend was breaking up with me yesterday.
Charlie: Ow, What a big misery!
by btnontylim December 17, 2010
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