Definitions by hunterforthepoon

5K run 

A particularly physically taxing session of gay anal sex.

"Wanna go for a 5K run?"
"I'm so fucking tired right now, I could not"

5K run by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022

15K run 

A life-threatening amount of gay anal sex.

"Holy shit, I just went on a 15K run. I'm sweating and panting so hard right now"

15K run by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022

Go for a run 

Gay slang for anal sex.

"Hey, wanna go for a run? ;)"
"okie dokey"

Go for a run by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022