Philly finger

When a Philadelphia Eagles fan goes to the bathroom (number two) and uses the same hand that he wiped his ass with to put toothpaste on his finger and brush his teeth with said finger.

Colin forgot his toothbrush so he’s doing a Philly finger

Philly finger by Big daddy DB$ February 5, 2026

UWM Finger Trap

When a man rolls his foreskin back, takes your finger placing it on the tip of his dick only to roll his foreskin back over your finger.

Juan trapped me in his UWM Finger Trap.

UWM Finger Trap by supahotfyafishboi February 7, 2026

Canadian Finger Boop

when you need to help your curling stone during the Winter Games -just a little- and forget there's a bazillion cameras everywhere, and you become a meme.

"well, our curling stone needed just a little help during the winter games so i gave it the old Canadian Finger Boop."

Canadian Finger Boop by ThatGrantOverThere February 24, 2026

pinky-finger fingering

When a male reaches down in his buttocks with his pinky finger to stimulate sexual pleasure

Oh mom, look at that kind gentleman that's pinky-finger fingering himself!

pinky-finger fingering by Wrinkle man March 23, 2026

Yeti Finger

A Yeti finger describes the situation where human fecal material is frozen solid and then utilized to penetrate a partner’s genitalia in a manner not dissimilar to how a dildo would be used.

Chachi was feeling randy but knew Uncle Tito had been drinking and wouldn’t be able to perform. He planned ahead and asked Uncle Tito to freeze his feces so that he could satisfy Chachi by administering a Yeti Finger later that afternoon.

Yeti Finger by Dr. Harold Balsagna March 29, 2026

Witches Finger

when you’re screwing a man and you yell “witches finger” while slightly bending your finger and making circular motions while going towards his asshole with acrylic nails on. Then yelling “yeeheehee” like a witches cackle while inserting finger into his asshole.

“oh dude my dude witches fingered me in the middle of a BJ yesterday. shit was crazy!

Witches Finger by witchyfingers May 2, 2026

Chinese Finger Trap

When a person inserts their finger into the urethra of a man and his asshole at the same time

Dude, Michaela totally Chinese finger trapped me yesterday

Chinese Finger Trap by RyanButtLord May 18, 2026