Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

by pico April 9, 2003

soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

black cock addiction

A wide-spread phenomenon in white women, who lust after big black cocks. Their white boyfriends can't satisfy them with their tiny dicks so they find a black stud with at least 8 inches between his legs. They sneak off whenever they get the chance and suck his hard ebony dick, then they spread their legs to take his length in their wet, eager pussies.

Chris often wondered where Sarah had gone. She would never admit it but she was bending over Jerome's car getting a pussyful of spunk. Yeah, she had the black cock addiction real bad.

by Ted Blackberry May 7, 2009

cock me off

being a jerk to..making fun of

Oh my god did that guy just cock me off

by scottygirl February 18, 2010

cock tease band

Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.

Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!

by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.

"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009