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black people

People with medium to dark skintone who love white people and definitely do not commit violent crime or terrorize law-abiding citizens. They're the most upstanding and honest citizens in America and would never steal anything that's not bolted down. Everything they do can easily be excused because black people are the real victims in America.
Black people are victims who deserve reparations for the wrongs that have been committed against them.
by 13commit52 March 4, 2023
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black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant
Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy
by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020
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black flake

Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person
Man, Kyle is the biggest black flake I've ever seen!
by Doctorholiday May 13, 2018
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A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.
by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011
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Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.
by Perspiciens April 1, 2009
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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021
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black regret

When a white or Asian girl takes home a black man when drunk and then suddenly regrets it when he takes his pants off.
That girl is gonna feel black regret in a couple of hours.
by Hello Yeah Yeah January 7, 2018
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