Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

Doing a Qasim

Accidentally ending up in a strip club.

"I got an interview for a club yesterday"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"

by danceintherain0 November 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

whats im gonna do

a common phrase used by incompetent middle aged math teachers

whats im gonna do is oben cobybook

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

Dos

Grace is dos.

Chad ‘what is dos???’
Julie ‘grace is’

by Gradedos April 29, 2022

how to do my laundry

Why would you search this up in here of all places?

"How to do my laundry"

"I dunno, maybe try searching in google instead"

by TheMCveteran February 22, 2025

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020