Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."

Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.

by Go8ball August 11, 2010

raced me like a clown

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.

Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.

by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

Built like a Bugle

A bugle is a crisp commonly sold in the UK and is cone shaped, it is a word that is used to insult the shape of someone’s head.

“Jay Woods is built like a bugle”

by JaysonWould September 15, 2021

do you like coffee

boy code for i fucking hate you your so cringe

Hey, do you like coffee?

Yeah? Why

I hate you.

by B_TheRam May 04, 2023

come also sounds like

its a white liquid thats like gel and it comes out of your viginia males also have it but less than female and its what causes a female to be pregnant you in lemons when they say hot seedmeaning sex for no reason

male: omg what is this?
Female it is my come also sounds like

by December 15, 2020