and it was awkward because i was naked

A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked

by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014

i got my goggles on

when you get caught looking at a under age girl

Man "That's a Kid fool. why your staring at the little girl."
Perv "What Oh Dude I got my Goggles on !"

by buddylee68 January 2, 2014

I will eat your plate

I will lick your ass-hole

I will stop by and I will eat your plate

by MrMoneyP September 17, 2015

I love you more

Michelle: I love you

Brandon: I love you too

Michelle: I love you more

Brandon: nope I'm pretty sure I love you more, like it's a fact that I do

Michelle: How so?

Brandon: Just look it up or something

Uh no baby I love you more.

by Vinadod November 24, 2018

I love you more

Will B loves Sophia M so much that he loves her more even though she thinks she loves him more. it’s no competition

“Sophia I love you more.”
“No you don’t”
“Ya I do b-word . . . beautiful”

by TyusJonesHor January 17, 2019

May i praise the lord

When some random nigga starts to dance infront of ur car.

Random Nigga: May i praise the lord?
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.

by Bagplays July 7, 2019

I just shot a bicth

When u shoot a bicth

Danm I just shot a bicth

by Hide the salami April 19, 2018