kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!

by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023

Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.

Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)

by Tob03 April 10, 2023

Honest to goodness

A southern phrase meaning to promise that something is true despite unbelief

Honest to goodness that rabbit kicked the hawk in the head as it tried to grab it and fly off.

by BSNCCRN April 12, 2023

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

the english goodbye

Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"

Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate

by EMFan August 22, 2023

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024