When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.
Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss
by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020
Get the True Love’s Piss mug.A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.
Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.
by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017
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Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
by Irechan April 25, 2017
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by 123biggyatl February 17, 2017
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by Wise0ne January 28, 2018
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- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.
- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.
- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.
- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.
Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?
Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?
Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*
by DRIZL October 21, 2012
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The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.
"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.
The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.
"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.
by ren_. April 3, 2023
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